Nunchucks Legal in NY Again

The Associated Press via Yahoo reports that the 1974 New York state ban on nunchucks has been ruled unconstitutional by the Brooklyn federal court.

Apparently the ban was put in place when Kung Fu movies became popular in the 70s. The reefer smoking draft dodging youth of America needed to be protected from itself ASAP so that the United States government could focus on more important things like the Communist spies posing as actors and actresses in Hollywood that were attempting to turn our children into homosexuals.

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